Big Brother

[Punter]

I just got back from Biloxi. My wife went along but forgot to bring her cell phone. We usually communicate by cell while at a casino to leave, eat, etc. She amuses herself on the slots while I play BJ. I thought it might be a problem if I wanted to communicate with her in the casino. I went to my host and explained the situation. "No problem", he said. "As long as she has her card in a machine we can locate her and that machine, and I will have someone escort you to her location."

Can you believe it?